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miércoles, 25 de enero de 2012

Chavez's tenure in one demotivational poster

Want to see how the 21st Century Socialism looks like? Seek no more, Rosinés, a daughter of dear leader President Hugo Chávez is willing to tell us with one picture she amiably uploaded to Twitter.

By the way, if you are wondering how she managed to have allotted more U.S. Dollars than Venezuelan law allows, remember she is a very special comrade. As George Orwell said, all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. Witness Marisabel Rodríguez, Rosinés’ mother that chastised indignant Venezuelans telling that “taking the pic wasn’t a mistake, but uploading it to a media full of ignorant people disrespecting others.”


Revolución, compadre!

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jueves, 6 de octubre de 2011

#OccupyWallStreet please Stop the Westboro Baptist Church from picketing Steve Jobs funeral!

It’s official: the bunch of pricks we love to hate, the Westboro Baptist Church (W.b.C.) will protest during Steve Jobs funeral. Why in the frigging world will they be picketing? Because Jobs allegedly had a “big platform” and “his sinful pride didn’t let him praise God there”. Boy they like to give religion and faith a bad name!

It is crass, senseless and depraved, even if they were right.

Years ago I learned from somewhere that the W.b.C. honchos wanted badly a multimillion lawsuit and the best way to be in one was involving the 1st Ammendment of the U.S. Constitution. Their plans backfired because the Supreme Court granted their right to make demostrations in soldiers’ funerals, Elizabeth Taylor’s memorial service, and any beloved person’s interment they like to mess with. Now, unfortunately, it’s Steve Jobs turn.

Unless you 99% people take a little break from your #OccupyWallStreet duties for a while and teach the W.b.C. some manners. As GenYers and main beneficiaries of the new lifestyle Steve Jobs helped to create, it would be the right thing to do.

And a huge PR hit. Any subsequent demand of yours could be granted in no time. It’s about time. I’m for free speech, but this is too much for me.


Pretty please with sugar on top do it!
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sábado, 20 de agosto de 2011

Daniel Samper Ospina: arrechante pero gurrecito?

Ya Ustedes saben que Daniel Samper Ospina no es santo de la devoción de este blog por ese estilo de humor solapadamente bellaco que lo caracteriza. Ya saben que no me gusta como se mete con la gente del común que no puede defenderse. Ya saben que lo hackearon por Twitter y que como bonus track se hicieron con sus correos electrónicos. Ya saben que atraparon al hacker Johan Armando Cubillos a/k/a Sophie Germain y que le espera una temporada en la cárcel, aunque le haya pedido perdón a Samper Ospina. And the music.

Entonces, ¿para que seguir con el tema?

Bueno, no quiero dañarle su rebaja de pena a Johan Armando Cubillos, pero dudo que en el fondo esté arrepentido de haber hecho lo que hizo. Cubillos está buscando como rebajar su condena mostrando arrepentimiento, violó la ley sin duda (a nadie le gusta que lo hackeen), pero no deja de llamar la atención la motivación inicial del hacker: tanto le disgustó tanto la hipocresía de nuestro Larry Flynt criollo, que decidió exponerlo como la escoria que es (y de contera a Julio Sánchez Cristo).

falta casting para darle contraportada: la más famosa es sylvana, de resto hay una marimacha y marcela alarcón, que es arrechante pero gurrecito. un hit adentro, pero son exageradas para contraportada. ¿qué me sugieres, se lo planteo de entrada a sylvana? ¿qué me aconsejas?¿cómo las ves tú?guárdame la espalda, tú no has visto nada.
Sí, con estas palabras y con este talante despreciable es como se manejan las decisiones "editoriales" en la Revista SoHo. Pero, que esperábamos? Esto es pornografía. De paso les diré que soy de los progresistas que creen en la libertad de expresión (esa en la que Samper Ospina gusta de envolverse para volverse un mártir "respetable", como lo hacen todos los pornógrafos), pero se opone a la explotación de la mujer y de su dignidad.

Si el "Bolillo" Gómez cometió un delito al golpear en público a su presunta amante, pues Samper Ospina es el proverbial burro hablando de orejas al burlarse con sevicia de él, considerando la forma denigrante en que considera a sus "modelos", mujeres despesperadas por su cuarto de hora y la fama y el dinero que éste les pueda proporcionar, pues tiene suerte nuestro nunca bien ponderado Danielito Samper que lo que hace no sea considerado delito.


A la larga es tan vil como "Bolillo"... y el de las "mujeres de La W."


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miércoles, 8 de junio de 2011

Liberté, égalité, fraternité = analphabétisme informatique

Sígueme en Twitter (o en Facebook o por donde a Ustedes se les antoje), está prohibido en la TV francesa. Así como suena. Los franceses nos dieron los positivos valores de su gloriosa (así se refieren ellos a la revolución), pero nada acerca de cómo debe funcionar Internet, al menos hasta ahora. Cualquier alusión que sea más específica de "las redes sociales" será considerada como publicidad. Según esta lógica, la imagen para el mundo de los valores que representaron a la gloriosa (cualquier otra mención sería hacerle publicidad a Francia) se debería ver así:

Todo en términos genéricos y políticamente correctos. La libertad, la igualdad y la fraternidad son patrimonio de todos.
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viernes, 10 de diciembre de 2010

This former president is completely bat-guano insane

I've found out power is sort of a make-up kit. When you have it, no matter how angry, stupid, inconsequential or belligerent you act, you can still look sorta cool. One of the perks of being the alpha male. When you don't, you're just a screaming, pathetic nobody. Have you ever seen in a crowded meeting some mature man past his prime trying to grab all the attention and still trying to be relevant? You force a little smile and try to walk away backwards, slowly, very slowly...

This lame behavior has been the trademark of former Colombian president Alvaro Uribe Vélez for the last couple of months, since he left office and came back from his failed Georgetown University gig. Hah, you know this isn't even true. This lame behavior has been the trademark of former Colombian president Alvaro Uribe Vélez since he was campaigning for president for the first time.

That's not true, either. This erratic, aggressive and mean behavior has been Uribe's trademark for his entire life. At the beginning, he had the youth, then he got the power. Now that he's an ex president, he really looks pathetic and lame when he attempts with a strange and out of order furor to defend his presidency and his former aides from all the attacks, political and judicial, received in the last couple of months.
Taking the novelty of his Twitter account aside (which he couldn't understand how to handle at the beginning, witness the gaffe of trying to issue a lengthy press release this way), Uribe has incurred in so many contradictions, the biggest of them all was to claim there was no possibility of a fair trial for his former aides regarding the colossal wiretapping scandal that marked the end of his presidency.

In fact, it was a multi-gaffe. First, he uttered this whopper outside Colombia, something he vehemently condemned when his political adversaries did the very same thing during his tenure. Second, after tirelessly insisting in how things worked out in his presidency, now that every Colombian could travel across the country without the fear of being kidnapped, and how the overall security substantially improved, it was a curious paradox how things were different a mere few months after his appointed successor, Juan Manuel Santos, took the oath as the new Colombian president. Well, it is not a secret that his heir apparent, Andrés Felipe Arias, couldn't make it past the primaries. Otherwise, things could have been really different (and to his satisfaction). And third: he's right. There's no reasonable way to figure there could be a fair trial, because his former employees waged a war against the judiciary, the first and foremost victim of the wiretapping scandal. That means they brought all this unto themselves (Maybe it was intended as such, since victims cannot judge the offenders).

And now, Uribe faces the inconvenience of Wikileaks. The leaked Department of States cables are beginning to produce a steady embarrassment to him. For starters, his no-nonsense, no-concessions approach to the war against the guerillas has been shattered: it was revealed he was looking for secret peace talks. Besides, everybody knows Hugo Chávez, the Venezuelan president is an authoritarian, not a democrat. But it sounds kind of awkward when Uribe, according to the cables, uses a very non-diplomatic language to assert that Chávez is a Hitler and the Venezuelan situation is akin to the Third Reich Germany. Like Uribe himself were the madman.

And now, Yidis Medina, a congresswoman found guilty of receiving bribes to vote the constitutional reform that allowed Uribe's re-election, says in her tell-all book, that the president begged her for her definitive vote... down in his knees in a rest room.


That does it, he's completely bat-guano insane.
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